pastel-cutie:

People are already getting excited about Halloween and by people I mean me

thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

Pokemon Red/Blue/Green - Unused Track
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meteor-falls:

This track is embedded in the internal data of Red/Blue/Green. Internal data also suggests traces of an unused town - this may have been the theme.

eldritch-queen:

undeterredbyreality:

                                “What?!”                                                                          ”Huh?!”

#TELL ME THESE TWO AREN’T RELATED#I WILL F I G H T YOU

i knew it

don’t act like you already didn’t

you’re part of the league of disney princesses that hang around me

r u secretly disney prince

/sits in a field and sings about wanting more out of life

i have chris hair goin on rn

eldritch-queen:

disregardedrambles:

thesoftghetto:

frantzofanon:

大家你好!!! check out my new tattoo!! it means “harmony” in english!!! I can’t wait to start showing white people my tattoo and asking them if they can understand it!!! TFW YOLO! (That’s what they say right?)

So much shade I have to get a damn coat..

aridoctari

It’s funny because you always see these things about white people, but my black boss has the kanji for ‘butterfly’ tattooed on the back of her neck.

ahem

eldritch-queen:

disregardedrambles:

thesoftghetto:

frantzofanon:

大家你好!!! check out my new tattoo!! it means “harmony” in english!!! I can’t wait to start showing white people my tattoo and asking them if they can understand it!!! TFW YOLO! (That’s what they say right?)

So much shade I have to get a damn coat..

aridoctari

It’s funny because you always see these things about white people, but my black boss has the kanji for ‘butterfly’ tattooed on the back of her neck.

ahem

das-uberchicken:

thecarlosfiles:

…seriously though, where is Night Vale?

Is it Texas? Is it? I don’t think it’s Texas.

my guess is its in Mojave in So-Cal because desert, and Ralphs.

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howtogrowthefuckup:

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-THE VERY ANGRY SUDDEN ADULT